SortaJaded

Don't Take No Ship Escape the ship with objectives and hints disabled

Audiophile Find all 6 audio logs in a single playthrough

Prospector Complete first Gold Star run.

Processed Food Finished third prison by making enough cookies to leave prison and starting a fully-automated cookie business.

The Masterplan Finished fourth prison by setting up a feasible at low cost highly sophisticated plan.

It's Raining Men ! Make a trade worth 1000 dollars

Golden Boy Too ... much ... GOOOLD !
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That's Not Entirely Incompetent Infiltrate the Archives.

We Don't Usually Hire Murderers Remove all cores from Activitude's central neural hub... Do uploaded consciousnesses count as people? Oops! You're a murderer!

Welcome to Activitude Merge with Chaz and enjoy a shiny new eternity, as seen through a single green, unblinking eye. You've sneezed your last, my friend.

Thank You For Playing! Complete endgame survey. Your input is appreciated.

Retro Rampage! Complete all Cartridges

BEAT IT! Beat the full game and all carts!

Saved the World ...for now.

Mode Master Complete "Story Mode", "Hard Mode", "Phasing Mode", "No Return Mode", "Randomizer Mode", and "Mystery Mode" with any character

Storybook Ending Complete "Story Mode"

Impossible, Right? Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Coda

Hand of Fate Rule the tribe by summoning all of the natural disasters!

Maximum Carnage Complete all main modes and win in Maximum Carnage on the Venom table.

Quickdraw Earn 4 Gold Medals with Sidearms

Never Saw It Coming Earn 4 Gold Medals with Sniper Rifles

You are the best! Get 150 medals

Denial Complete Anita's mission

Fear of the dark Use 100 matches

Detective of the occult Read more than 90 clues

Bless me father for I have sinned Light all the votive candles in the church.

MOUTHOLE Platinum Good job! Completed all tasks!

Floating Point Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth.

Worries Et Al Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend.

No Worries Atoll You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you.

Wurst case scenario Create all types of sausages

What are you doing in my swamp? Change Lui skin color to green

Back to Springfield Set Gloria's skin color to yellow

Ravey baby Attach rave glasses to a character's final look

Dawn Politician Damiane has won the public's trust, taking the first step toward restoring Demeniss.

Audiophile 2 Collect 1 special music

Rocket Man Use an enemy as a rocket shield

Musician Play the drums

Missile Defense Hit a rocket with any weapon

They're heating up! Get a paper ball in the safehouse bin 3 times in a row

Makin' My Way Downtown Catch a ride on top of a car

A Bridge Too Far Complete Mission 13

Quack Quack Find and shoot all 8 purple ducks located throughout various maps in Public Matches

Dash n' Smash Defeat 2 players with one potato attack

One With The Board Complete 75 Goals

Wanderer Ride for 250,000m

Voyager Ride for 500,000m

Aviator Fly With Wingsuit in Odyssey

Enter Paz Unlock Paz

Izel Has Arrived Unlock Izel