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IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES Find a certain secret not on wednesday.

An Instrumental Triumph Locate and retrieve all 19 musical instruments and deliver them to the Bards College in Solitude.

Master Antiquarian Complete Antiquities achievements.

A Friend In Need Save Tareen from the G&B Elite Squad.

Spaceship of Theseus Change the front, rear and wings of a ship.

Dødstreng Obtain the bow Dødstreng

Disease Phantom in Shelter C 512

Uptown Upper-Cruster Complete Uptown

You Rule Complete Mayor Village

Hostile Takeover Neutralize Mayor

Hello, Beta Pegasi! Get to 60 parsecs in Star Ship's Warp Drive game (Games 10 or 11)

Safety First Complete a run without getting hurt.

Here Comes the Pain Get any medal on Castle of Pain survival level

New Ride Purchase a New Ship

Cautious Win 5 single player or multiplayer races (not in Race or Drag modes) avoiding enemy's mines and spikes.

The king Win 3 games in a row

Enthusiast Complete 50 Events in Single Event mode (Regulation Rules)

Time to hit the sack Hit every pollen sack in "Batteries Not Included", "Zap!" and "Into the Machine"

Get to the choppa! Complete a special auto-destruct level

POWERUP KEEPER LEVEL 18 Don't use any powerup in level 18

SAFAR SOGOOD Complete the African zone

All Out Assault Unlock all Assault Rifles

Class Master Complete 20 different Classes with 90% or more accuracy.

Space: The final frontier Visit every star system in The Trench

Painbringer Have a primary weapon other than the Ancient Weapon installed that does more than 200 shield or hull dps.

Last One Standing Destroy all 3 opponents in a single life during a local free-for-all match

Endless Perfect Reach Zone 8 with all lives intact (Endless mode)

GOD STATUS COMPLETE THE LEVEL FLAIL WITH THE CHAINED CHARACTER IN SINGLE PLAYER

Try Catch Finally Make it unharmed through all the fleeing enemies in Level19... and prepare for what's coming next...

Red Pill or Blue Pill? Neither In Level20, you may go through one of two gates: Red or Blue... Rumors say there exists yet a third green gate... it lies [beyond, beyond, beyond] the two gates.
Can you discover the third green gate?

Garbage Collector The final boss encounter in Level29 is a crowded one. Wipe out 30 of the small bacterial minions puffed out by IPA_DRecurse spores.

The First KO Win a Fight!

Flawless Revenge Get the best ending.

Agents of Yesterday Complete the Agents of Yesterday story arc

X-TREME Campaign Complete Beat the game on the X-TREME difficulty

Performance Review Evaluate the performance of a vehicle in Career Mode.

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (Medium) Complete You're Gonna Go Far, Kid in Medium difficulty or higher.

Fire Safety Catch fire from every possible enemy and extinguish it in the water
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Denouncing the Enemy Throw a flare into a small rat hole

Solve the Problem of Deficit Pick up that box of flares before the boulder rolls down

We’ll Surpass You. And We’ll Go Forward. Run through a corridor with a rolling blade without stopping and without taking damage

Defensive Capabilities Don't hurt the catfish, but don't let them bite you either

Snake Charming Find all cobras in the Caves of Kaliya level

Crushin' Krishna Defeat Tony using grenade launcher (on New Game)

I Want to Believe Do a handstand on a watch tower

From the Flanks Get to the cannibal village without the Smuggler's key, but with the Serpent Stones

Done Within a New York Minute In The Majestic mission, defuse the bombs within a minute.

Paladin Kill 1000 zombies

Everyone fights! No one quits! Achieve Victory on Normal difficulty

New life Phantom in a brick house