SortaJaded

Finished the game Beat the final boss

Had a light breakfast Feed Blob one of each of the jelly beans

Lock and load Turn into a mech for the first time

Savior of Blobolonia (Citadel 5) Rescue all of the captured blobs of level Citadel 5

Tsunami Envy Completed Coastal Calamity

Splash! Make a stalactite splash down in the water.

Platinum Obtain all trophies.

Move, move, I can do zat! As Captain, temporarily take over an NPC crewed station during a mission

Beat Zico: HD Equal or beat the lap time of 30.82 seconds on Anulpha Pass (Forward), Speed Lap, Venom, using the Piranha

Prototype ELITE PASS all Prototype Ship Challenges

Squirrel Scavengers Find all 3 squirrels on Riders of the Rustlands

Local Hero Save all the Villagers

One Day In The Life Survived Day 1

Getting serious Reach Game Mode Level 100

Where's My Contract? Complete all PRO Missions in any Level

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

STOP - HE'S ALREADY DEAD! Score 15,000 points playing TOTC

Inquisitive Listen to more than 50% of the Audio Logs, Audio Terminals and Intercepted Transmissions

People Power Campaign: Collect 30% of all character bio intel.

Team Player Win a team deathmatch game with your teammate still alive.

Blazing Speed Obtain Blazing Speed in a Lightning game.

Clear and Serene Activated Blood Time 50 times.
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Not So Late for the Prize Giving! Defeat Pierre

You've Read the Manual! Pull yourself close to your enemy with the Whip

Another Bug Hunt Eliminate 300 Creatures

Hue Did It! Collect all trophies.

The Wellkeeper Enter Ember Grounds and rescue the Wellkeeper.

Better safe than sorry Buy all the medkit upgrades in Atxaka's store.

Good boy Pet the ToMM-1 turret.

Codebreaker Solve the Enigma

Thinking With Portals Solve a Puzzle Involving Portals

Non-Euclidean Fluid Mechanics Redirect Water Through a Portal

Mountain Legend Finish any course with a total ranking score of 10,000 or more.

Flexibility is Key Buy your first bendy bus

Ex-Former Chairman Defeat the Former Chairman Evil King.

Traffic Accident Be hit by a vehicle blast with a shield at 0.

Cleric Joined the Clerics.

Trial Athlete I shall assimilate all and be all-powerful! Clear all Trial Mode challenges, and so can you!

Lucky Shot Shot down enemy aircraft with a rocket at great range in single player

Stop Looking At Me! Destroy 20 Watchers. (20/50)

Confusion Lab: Morph into demon 3 times (Solo Campaign)

Elite Completist ELITE PASS every event in the 2048 Campaign

#1 on the Charts Lifetime Achievement Award

B Side Survived Day 2

Tofu Smack Down! Clear the secret stage.

Good to be King Acquire the Master Emblem for any level

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

Daring Dungeoneer Enter an adventure world and complete ten 3-Star dungeons (Look for them on the map)

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Surviving... Get 1000 kills in Survival mode
Still on the island