SolidMurda

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

All Animal Figurines found Found all of the Animal Figurines in the Cut.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Killed 6 Fireclaws Killed 6 Fireclaw machines.

All Pigments found Found all of the Pigments in the Cut.

A Real Gentleman Help the woman fix her car in Home Sweet Home.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Dream Handling Upgrade one of your cars to the maximum level.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

The Professional Obtain ration stamps without raising the alarm.

Killed 15 Scorchers Killed 15 Scorcher machines.

Won Ikrie's Challenge Met Ikrie again at the Snowchants Hunting Ground and took first place in her challenge.

Reached Level 60 Reached player level 60.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.