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Ballroom Blisk Complete "The Good, the Bad, and the Furon."

Shock Treatment Purchase all the upgrades for the Zap-O-Matic.

Big Spender Purchase a Concrete Donkey from the in-game shop.

None more hard Complete the Campaign on Nightmare difficulty.

Never Speak of This Again Finish Extermination

Successful Reentry Complete "Milenkov," and the game.

Survived Mayday Kill the Kraken for the first time in Mayday in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Act III Complete Act III.

Salute Me Achieve the rank of Lieutenant.

Missile Kiss Make two Power-Metal missiles collide.

It's Disinte-Great! Purchase all the upgrades for the Disintegrator Ray.

Goodie Two-Shoes Get Everyone in a Full Lobby To Trust You

Public Enemy Get Everyone in a Full Match To Distrust You

Extracurricular Beat any bonus level

Seriously, Guys, They're No Big Deal Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Takoshima.

Sub Zero Complete the "Arctic Recon" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

The Protector of Pontoon Kill all enemies attacking your pontoon from the riverside on 'Weaken The Regime' level.

Moocifer Create a Cow Demon

I Know a Shortcut In Voyage of Despair, take every fast travel path in a single game

British Invasion Complete all the Odd Jobs in Albion.

Make it Count Win a ranked multiplayer match.

Taking Flight In Gorod Krovi, ride a Dragon.

Through the Looking Glass Find and zoom view on the Mad Hatter cameo

Overprotective Have 20 cells at one time on the Metal-Beam shield.

In a Top 10, maybe # 9... Beat the Fifth Boss

Targets Acquired Get past the first gate in Awakening in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Leader Of The Pack Wear the Ocelot Armour and complete any mission featuring Ocelots without killing any of them.

Bad Day on the Moon Complete the Odd Job in Solaris. (There's only the one, but now we're stuck with this theme.)

Bigger than magic Finish trial #21 without using any magic.

It's what I do Your character has reached Version 10

Food for Giants Biggify 50 food objects
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It's a machine Use a scanner on a player, causing their death to occur within the next 20 seconds

You know you're REALLY Insane, right? Complete the entire main campaign on Authentic Plus difficulty

Acidic Alchemy In IX, Get a kill with the Acid Trap in each of its craftable locations

Oodles and Oodles of Arkvoodle Complete all Cult missions.

Japanese Collector's Edition Collect all the Furotech Cells in Takoshima.

Cult Classic Complete all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in Takoshima.

Hoarder Have a total of at least 150,000 points in Echoes Mode's total high score

Outstanding Observer Complete many requests for the Lynian Researcher.

Triwizard Titan Win the Triwizard Quidditch Cup for the first time

Research and Development Upgrade the Rarity of one common vehicle of the HOT WHEELS™ - Batman Expansion.

Well at least I tried Use a scanner on a Personoid and get killed within 20 seconds

Chimp on the Barbie In Ascension, kill a space monkey with a fire trap.

We're All Having A Blast Purchase all the upgrades for the Ion Detonator.

Why Yes, It Is A Cookbook Complete all Gene Blends at least once, including the Solaris and common "recipes."

You could always just sell them… Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Solaris.

Frozen Fists Complete Frosted Fjord without having a melee or ranged weapon equipped at any time.

I Got This In The Darkest Shore, survive the initial beach rush without using any machine gun turrets.

All Right, If You Care That Much Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Tunguska.

Dream Race Win the ultimate three-way showdown between a Ford Mark IV Race Car, a Ferrari 330 P4 Race Car and a Jaguar XJ13 Race Car.