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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

More practice Complete the aiming training

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.