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"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Lord and Master Brand all 5 Warchiefs.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

Communication Fail Using non-lethal takedown, stop 10 civilians from calling to report you

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

Secret Meeting Complete Memory Sequence 6.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Shadows of the Ancient Past Collect 100% of the Artifacts and listen to their memories.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

I'LL BE BACK Connor died and returned at every opportunity before reaching the end

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

A Graug's Heel Capitalize on a Warchief's Fear.

Mystery Solved Complete Memory Sequence 7.

Black Celebration Poison a Captain at his own Feast.

Redingote Up! Craft the Hunter outfit.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect all the figurines.

DETROIT MASTER Collected all trophies!

Bloody Trail Complete Memory Sequence 8.