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30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Champion Win the Season Championship

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.