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Excellent Performance Destroy at least 4 enemy ships in a single Standard battle with a Japanese or German ship

Ratings Master Get a dinosaur to reach 5000 or more rating

Green thumb Reach 1500 paleobotany welfare bonus on a single island

That Must Have Hurt! Destroy at least 4 enemy ships in a single Standard battle with an American or British ship

Halfway There! Right!? Reach account level 50.

Gold Coin Purse Earn 10,000,000 guilder.
A coin purse filled with...a ton of money!

Billy No Mates Complete all the Sub Goals.

Check Out My Fresh Kicks Reach level 10 with a Battle Boots Legend.

Cruiser Commander Play 100 Standard battles as a Cruiser

The essence of chaos Reach 5 stars in challenge mode (any difficulty)

Arcade Legend Clear a game without using any Continues.

Go the extra mile Complete all bonus worlds.

Retro Obsessive Clock in 50 hours of playing time.

Equipment Maniac Collect 500 different types of weapons / armor.
A gold ornament in the shape of a sword.

Descenders Master Collect all of the trophies in Descenders.

Hand Mutilator Beat Black Widow of La Porte as a solo Expert Guitarist (Quickplay+, except Power Challenges)

Exploring Liberum Defeat the demon in Liberum

I'd Rather Be SHINAYYY Buy a Goldforged item from the store.

Battleship Commander Play 100 Standard battles as a Battleship

War Profiteering Win a Standard battle and survive while also earning 200,000 credits

Phibianacci's Diamond Bind 450 different items.
A gem stone fashioned by Don Phibianacci himself.
...But why is it sticky?

Achilles’ Heel Defeat Achilles. (TROJAN)

Road Trip Reach the end of Zap Town and clear the game. (The Speed Rumbler)

Platinum Crown A crown reserved for one who is perfect in every regard.
Rumored to have once been worn by an ancient king.

Sweat Shop Unlock all the Customisation Items.

Wall Cleaner KO 25 opponents by dash-jumping into a Ground Pound Attack in matchmaking games

Worms Master Diploma Congratulations, you've earned the Worms Master Diploma!

Turn the Tide! Destroy more enemy ships than any other member of your team (at least 5) in a Standard battle

You'll never look at birds the same way! Complete challenge mode on Pena by only releasing carnivores (medium difficulty or above)

Ultimate Combo Perform a 40-hit combo

Destroyer Commander Play 100 Standard battles as a Destroyer

Now I Can Use Black in Strikeout Reach level 25 with 3 Legends

Hit for the Cycle Hit opponents with all 6 of a Legend's Signature Attacks in 10 different matchmaking games.

Head 'em up, move 'em out Wrangle 30 dinosaurs at once

Tinkering Aficionado Install 6 upgrades or modifications in any combination on a single ship

Clever Girl Tranquilize a dinosaur with the Intelligent trait

Widow-Maker Destroy 200 enemy ships in Standard battles

Jurassic measures Reach 5 stars on Jurassic difficulty challenge mode

YDKJ 2015: Winventory Win all Wrong Answer of the Game prizes

Clocked at 32 mph Reach 5 stars in Challenge mode in under 3 hours (medium difficulty or above)

Ultimate Answerer Earn all Stars from any one song (excluding the Power Challenge) (Quickplay+)

Do not Stop at the Top Promote a Commander to rank 16

Fast for a biped? Reach 5 stars in Challenge mode in under 4 hours (hard difficulty or above)

A New Dawn Be reborn.

Do-you-think-he-saurus? Complete California Challenge

Sleeping with the Fishes Destroy 50 enemy ships with your torpedoes in Standard battles

A new home Complete challenge mode on Sanctuary in under 8.5 hours (hard difficulty or above)

RageSquid Amateur Tour Complete all of the missions in the RageSquid Amateur Tour.

Exorcist Defeat Astaroth. (GHOSTS'N GOBLINS)

New lands Journey north of the Alps