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Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

That's What Those Do! Enter a Bonus Round after collecting 3 Character Tokens.