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Give Away All Your Money Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.

Meet Frasier from Frasier Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Fall In Love With A Parasite Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
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Harper? I Barely Know Her! Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.
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Troubleshooting Give your car a few swift kicks (maybe it’ll help?)

Patent Pending Invent something new after installing the Zone Scanner

See Salt Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)

Are You Afraid of the Dark? Hide a victim's body in the shadows.

Cardbored Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.
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Porch Pirate Find every scattered Muxxalon package.
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Locked Doors Hide Secrets Get inside Villa Pia

Biggest Communism Builder Employ critical theory 9 times

Goodest Of The Good Cops Really get Kim to trust you

Out of the Vatican Reach Rome

Chronicler Collect 25 Journal notes in Rome
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Symbol of Initiation Collect a Mithraic Artifact
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The Order of Giants Complete "The Order of the Giants"

Pet the Cat Pet the cat at Via Giulia in Rome

Venture into the HARDCORE Godspeed

Books of Power Learn all abilities from Adventure books in Rome
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The World's Most Laughable Centrist Defend the political centre 7 times

A Leap of Faith Successfully test Oppy's theory and return to her Auto Shop

Il Coppo Del'Arte! Say 5 Art Cop lines

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood Preach free market for 9 times

Sleight of Hand Distract an Anomaly with a light source

Depths of the City Solve all mysteries in Rome

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth Apologize 10 (!!!) times

The Seven Grades Collect all Mithraic Artifacts
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Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi Precinct 57's finest

Hyperstellar Law Official Say 7 deranged superstar lines

Great Scott! Reach 88mph

Roman Scholar Collect all Journal notes in Rome
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Truly Rabid "Traditionalist" Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back They do nothing

Nothing Personnel, Zone Kick a Tourist, Tour Bus, or Ticking Tumbler Anomaly

Stabilizing the Route Activate the Zone Stabilizers in the Outer Zone, and escape back to the Auto Shop

Juiced Up Complete a run with at least two junctions, and with twice the anchor charge necessary to escape through the Gateway

Driver's Ed Dropout Forget to put the car in drive before hitting the gas 20 times
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The Eye of the Storm Escape through a Gateway after the storm has completely collapsed

Enemy Of The Physical Realm Bang up 5 inanimate objects

ARDA Record-Keeper Discover 300 Logbook entries
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Scientific Pursuit Scan an Anomaly while the storm is approaching

Car Whisperer Diagnose and cure a Quirk

The Lawbringer Say you're the law 7 times

Palerunner Phase shift for 3 seconds

The Mid-Zone Crossing Gain access to the Mid-Zone, and escape from there to the Auto Shop

Hack the Planet! Find Oppy’s secret hideaway in the Auto Shop, and deliver the hard drive she stashed in there to Francis and Tobias

I Don’t Know What I Expected Deconstruct a resource