Slowpantz

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

More practice Complete the aiming training

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.