Slowpantz

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out