Slowpantz

Keepin' It Clean Clean up 10 puddles

Safe Keeping Bury an object

Better Together Score at least 250,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

My foe is my friend Kill two enemies with an Ense.

Weapon Specialist Upgrade all weapons

Perfectionist Upgrade all Biotech Upgrades

STRADDICTED® Die 1000 times

ALL STAR Beat STRAFE®

COMMITTED Beat the game without using teleporters

BRRRAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT Beat the game with the machinegun

SHHHHHH Find 666 secrets

HANGTIME Beat STRAFE jumping map

EXTERMINATED Beat Rats map

KILLED THE PAST Beat Gungeon

LIFE'S A BEACH Beat Going Home

DIRTY HANDS Interact with everything in the bathroom

Leviathan Down!! Defeated the supermassive GEAR, Leviathan.

Tiny Litter Get a tiny litter in the breeding simulation

Trickster Get 30 or more combos.

Bats in Arms Score at least 100,000,000 points in Time Attack Co-op.

Indestructible Finish the game on ironman mode.

Hunt the Hunter Destroy an Exonerator using Mixer Body projectiles.

God of ASH Get all the trophies in the game.

Fortune Play "The Sacrifice" card with two live characters and still win.

Heartless Don't help anybody along the way and don't share any of your strixes.

Broken threads Kill every character you can.

Theophany (Reet) Reet becomes a divine avatar.

Tin man Reach Chapter 4 in hardcore mode

Bronze man Reach Chapter 7 in hardcore mode

Iron man Beat the game with Thorn and Pheng alive in hardcore mode

The Player Try an epic board game

MR. FIX-IT Fix the Burbs teleporter

ENGINEER Fix the Athena teleporter

SPEED RUNNER Beat game in under 40 minutes

SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP Beat the game with the shotgun

VMMMM-PHT Beat the game with the railgun

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

COWABUNGA Get a kill while riding a harvester

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

I'll Always Remember You Memorialize a fallen dog

Green Thumb Plant 10 seeds

5 Minutes in Hell Play Caravan Mode for the first time.

That's It? Clear a Drill Task for the first time.

Buddies Forever Score at least 500,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

Shapeshifter Transform to all the mutations that exist in the game.

Mirror mirror Enter the first mirror world

Legendary Champion! Collect all other Cardpocalypse trophies

Best Friends Forever Become best friends with Yolanda, Cedric, Sam and Ashley