Slowpantz

ALL STAR Beat STRAFE®

COMMITTED Beat the game without using teleporters

BRRRAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT Beat the game with the machinegun

EXTERMINATED Beat Rats map

LIFE'S A BEACH Beat Going Home

DIRTY HANDS Interact with everything in the bathroom

BLOOD BANK FULL Fill the blood bank

Mega Runner Complete All Runs

Fifth World Complete World 05

Leviathan Down!! Defeated the supermassive GEAR, Leviathan.

System Four Beat every level in the fourth system

Fabulous Prizes Open 10 capsules

All Grown Up Raise a dog from pup to adult

Safe Keeping Bury an object

System Malfunction Disable 3 Witnesses.

Gotta Catch 'Em All Scan all creatures using the Analytical Eyes.

Fearless Defeat a Liberator using Mixer Body projectiles.

The most dangerous man Increase the attack of a character by more than 40 in a battle.

Armageddon Kill six adversaries with one card.

Stupid death Get killed by Frisians before you reach the siege of Opacum.

The hardest choice Gleda chooses suicide.

Wrong choice Pheng doesn't reach Opacum.

STRADDICTED® Die 1000 times

SHHHHHH Find 666 secrets

COWABUNGA Get a kill while riding a harvester

HANGTIME Beat STRAFE jumping map

KILLED THE PAST Beat Gungeon

Pure skill Complete level 1-33 without dying

Researcher Discover 10 different types of gut flora

Taking Care Of Business Clean up 10 poops

Keepin' It Clean Clean up 10 puddles

Better Together Score at least 250,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

Indestructible Finish the game on ironman mode.

My foe is my friend Kill two enemies with an Ense.

Legendary Champion! Collect all other Cardpocalypse trophies

Best Friends Forever Become best friends with Yolanda, Cedric, Sam and Ashley

Weapon Specialist Upgrade all weapons

Perfectionist Upgrade all Biotech Upgrades

MR. FIX-IT Fix the Burbs teleporter

ENGINEER Fix the Athena teleporter

SPEED RUNNER Beat game in under 40 minutes

SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP Beat the game with the shotgun

VMMMM-PHT Beat the game with the railgun

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

EXODUS COMPLETE Repaid your debt and survived the final 6 days.

Divine G-1 Grand Prix Champion Won the Divine G-1 Grand Prix.

I'll Always Remember You Memorialize a fallen dog

Tiny Litter Get a tiny litter in the breeding simulation