Slowpantz

Stupid death Get killed by Frisians before you reach the siege of Opacum.

The hardest choice Gleda chooses suicide.

Wrong choice Pheng doesn't reach Opacum.

STRADDICTED® Die 1000 times

SHHHHHH Find 666 secrets

COWABUNGA Get a kill while riding a harvester

HANGTIME Beat STRAFE jumping map

KILLED THE PAST Beat Gungeon

Pure skill Complete level 1-33 without dying

Researcher Discover 10 different types of gut flora

Taking Care Of Business Clean up 10 poops

Keepin' It Clean Clean up 10 puddles

Better Together Score at least 250,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

My foe is my friend Kill two enemies with an Ense.

Legendary Champion! Collect all other Cardpocalypse trophies

Best Friends Forever Become best friends with Yolanda, Cedric, Sam and Ashley

Weapon Specialist Upgrade all weapons

Perfectionist Upgrade all Biotech Upgrades

MR. FIX-IT Fix the Burbs teleporter

ENGINEER Fix the Athena teleporter

SPEED RUNNER Beat game in under 40 minutes

SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP Beat the game with the shotgun

VMMMM-PHT Beat the game with the railgun

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

EXODUS COMPLETE Repaid your debt and survived the final 6 days.

Divine G-1 Grand Prix Champion Won the Divine G-1 Grand Prix.

I'll Always Remember You Memorialize a fallen dog

Tiny Litter Get a tiny litter in the breeding simulation

Trickster Get 30 or more combos.

Bats in Arms Score at least 100,000,000 points in Time Attack Co-op.

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

Indestructible Finish the game on ironman mode.

Hunt the Hunter Destroy an Exonerator using Mixer Body projectiles.

God of ASH Get all the trophies in the game.

Fortune Play "The Sacrifice" card with two live characters and still win.

Heartless Don't help anybody along the way and don't share any of your strixes.

Broken threads Kill every character you can.

Theophany (Reet) Reet becomes a divine avatar.

Tin man Reach Chapter 4 in hardcore mode

Bronze man Reach Chapter 7 in hardcore mode

Iron man Beat the game with Thorn and Pheng alive in hardcore mode

The Player Try an epic board game

COMPLETIONIST Get all trophies

BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS Beat the boss using Lil Joby

PUNCH DRUNK Beat the game without a primary weapon

UNTOUCHABLE Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health

South Ward's Strongest Warrior Became number 1 in the South Ward Saikyo rankings.

Cosmopolis Depths Explorer Reached the deepest level of the Cosmopolis.