Slowpantz

Playing with Fire Burn 2 enemies simultaneously

Riot Rocker Kill 5 Riot Shield Enemies by Running Over Their Shield

Made Man Finish the story on medium difficulty or higher.

Family Ties Free Unuratu from prison

Dude in Distress Rescue Seem at Temple

The Best Defense Defend HQ from Attack

Hell Buoy Have five Imps attached to you at one time

Ganked Steal a Popcorn Crystal from Hunter

Big Tower Fall Down Destroy Metal Head Tower

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Long Distance Complete the long glide to Orb in Autumn Plains

Clear Vision Activate Astro-Viewer in Forest

Lucky Winner Hit the jackpot at a slot machine

Well inFORMED Collect all Dead drops.

Shoot 'em High Defend Spargus from Attack

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Throwback Defeat 10 Enemies with Thrown-Back Grenades

Ghillies In The Mist Complete 'All Ghillied Up' without alerting any enemies.

My Head Hurts Collect 125 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Death Mode: Extraterrestria Complete the Death Mode level.

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Fully Researched Little Sister Fully research the Little Sister

All Activities completed Completed the Tallneck, Bandit Camp and Hunting Ground in the Cut.

Unwelcome Guests Get rid of the pillagers outside of Kuwaq Yaku

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

They Were Ruined Anyway Break through Ruins

Taking Him Down Destroy Final Boss

Combat Leapfrog Kill 10 Enemies in a Row, Alternating Hand-to-Hand Combat and Gunfire

Arcane Paws I Obtained 4 spells!

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Plasma Ball Destroy Dark Ship

Bird is the Word Flame the Pigeons first in Metro Speedway

Soft Shoe Stay in contact with the lava for 10 seconds without dying

Duck and Dodge Reach Catacombs via Palace Ruins

Heart of the Serpent Find the Mission of San Juan

Reload Master Defeat 50 Enemies in a Row Without Auto-Reloading

Death Mode: Event Horizon #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

Treasure Hunter Using the photo hints, find 2 hidden items.

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Guardian Angel Successfully escort ten friendly cargo shipments.

Stack 'em Up Purchase the 5th tier of a stackable perk. You can never have enough.

The Chosen One Find the Silver Box of Ix Chel

Stomping Target Practice Sheila's Alp: As Sheila, destroy all headbash treasure chests

Godlike Unlock all of the Secrets of London.

5 Machine Types Repaired Used the Machine Repair or Mount Repair skill on 5 different types of machine.

White Gold Commandeer an Ethanol tanker and bring it back to one of your outposts.

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Staying Dry Beat 'Chapter 3 - Borneo' in less than 6 minutes 30 seconds