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OSD: Planting Roots Reach Route Level 20 on Oakville Subdivision

MP36PH: Bay City Bullet Complete 15 services using the MP36PH

MITT: After a while, Crocodile Drive the ÖBB 1020 for 102.0 kilometers within the speed limit

MITT: Mountain Climber Complete 5 scenarios on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Rumbling Success Complete 20 services on Mittenwaldbahn

MITT: Compulsive Orderliness Complete all route tasks on Mittenwaldbahn

Super soldier In Random Battles, get these five battle achievements: Mission Maker, Hero of the Sky, Thunderer, Heavy Metal Hero and Wing Breaker.

Cult Of Personality The dictionary definition of personality is a picture of YOU!

Wrapped In The Flag 50% of our country is now draped in, in the shadow of, or actually made from flags.

Intergalactic Socialism Bust out the cosmonaut outfits, this socialist utopia is going into orbit.

Festival Of Firearms We now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.

Infrastructure Addict Transport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!

Workers Wonderland Short hours, high wages and agreeable working practices make this a paradise for people in work!

Top Marx We have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.

Successful Liar Your reluctance to stick to manifesto pledges is something of vote winner. Congratulations, I guess.

Secret State Who are we to tell you what to do? Oh, that's right we're a brutal, authoritarian regime.

Healthy Living A healthy nation, is a happy and productive nation (probably).

Shuffle Meister Do all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?

Viva La Revolution They said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!

Saw It Coming User uses a Tendency Counter on a play that results in a turnover

Living In The Future High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.

Everybody Out! Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.

Dangerous Streets You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures

Heir To Ayn Rand A rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.

Ecotopia You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.

Bulletproof Politics It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.

Academic Paradise People use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.

Ignorance Is Bliss Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.

Food! Drugs! Alcohol! Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.

Apocalypse Now Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.

The All Seeing State Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.

Squeeze The Rich The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.

No Salad Left Behind You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.

Start Your Engines What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!

Anything Goes We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.

Praise The Lord Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.

Silicon Paradise The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.

Strong Arm Of The Law Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.

Gravedigging Boom Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.

Children Are Our Future You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.

Rural Tranquility Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!

Margin Of Error When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.