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Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Funky Wireless Protocols Solve the mystery of the Spider-Bots' origin
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How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Surge Use Symbiote Abilities 25 times during Symbiote Surge
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Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Superior 100% complete all districts
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Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Soar Using only your Web Wings, glide from the Financial District to Astoria (Wind Tunnels are okay!)

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Dedicated Collect all Trophies

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

DOUBTS The Tracis escaped

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Cal Got Your Tongue? Slice an oggdo's tongue

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

The True Queen Battle Gná