Slooth_Warrior

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
3/8

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Taro's Regret Found Taro's Lantern Relic.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
2/5

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Skywalker Keep your feet off the ground and walls for 60 seconds

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Spirit Guide Defeated Corrupted Taro.

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

For the Path Protect Pilgrim's Sanctuary

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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