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Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
6/30

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Non-Standard Issue Upgrade any Weapon Form to Level 3

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Armed and Dangerous Defeat 100 enemies with Spider Arm abilities
83/100

Slack Line Stealth takedown 25 enemies in stealth from the Web Line
14/25

You Know What to Do As Peter, visit Aunt May's grave