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Sitting Duck Use a taunt from Expansion 1 during a Multiplayer Match

Unicorn Snack Food Was a Snack for a Majestic Unicorn.

Remember the Alamo Severed: Kill 16 or more enemies in the final last stand combat sequence

Pilgrimage Discover every location in Joseph's mind

Boss Obtain an A-Rank or higher on all bosses in Inkwell Isle II

Employee of the Month Complete the Krusty Krab job

Feast Your Eyes… Complete the Patty Wagon job

It's Supposed to be Invisible! Complete the Invisible Boatmobile job

Half-Way Yay! Completed 90 Optional Objectives

Arch Rivals Achieve a one-two finish in a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X and a Subaru IMPREZA WRX STI.
(Must be the Lancer Evolution X GSR P.P. '07,
and either the IMPREZA WRX STI '07 or the IMPREZA Sedan WRX STI '10.)

Ultra-violence Finish the Campaign on at least Hard difficulty

Gentleman Finished off the Spider Boss while looking away

Mimesis You mimicked a Mimic.

Sobriquetian (20 titles) Acquired 20 different titles for Pascal.
Still a ways to go. Note: Excludes bonus costume titles.

Crusader Escape Joseph's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Prepper Unlock all weapons in Joseph's Armory (Solo Game only)

Definition of Insanity Escape Vaas' mind at Mind Level 5

The End? Told the Story about becoming a Knight.

Paint the town red! Win a Zombie match in Local Play against 2+ CPU players.

Beheaded Decapitate 50 enemies in campaign mode

Who Needs Partners? Collect all of only one color of Leech Charms.

The Destroyer Defeat the Ancient Dragon within 4 minutes on Infernal.

Another Path Defeated Ardyn in Chapter 3, Verse 2.

Nothing Lasts Forever… Ding, Dong, the Livid Boss is Dead!

Oh! My Car! Hee hee, destruction is so much fun! Score 80,000 points or more in the Car Crusher bonus stage!

Fighting On The Internet Alright, time you fought 10 network battles! The Internet is like my backyard - not a place I tend to lose! (Excludes Battle Lounge)

Cartographer Fully explored every map.

Misteak Fed a steak to a Wedzel Wolf.

We need to go Deeper - Silver Survive from floor 1 to floor 25 in Endless Mode

Wanted You achieved the highest personal rank possible in multiplayer.

Visit all locations on Flammie Visit all locations on Flammie

Lock Yourself In Complete the Singer's Dream with five or more Shrine Idols invoked.

Order to Chaos Defeat the Demon Lord in the Labyrinth of Chaos.

Horn Blower Blew on many Horns.

Petrolhead Use any of the ground vehicles to travel 1km

Like Nobody is Watching Use a taunt from Expansion 2 during a Multiplayer Match

Graham the Basilisk Walked on Water.

Just a Flesh Wound Complete the final round of 5 Finger Filet

I've Come for Your Pickle In the Patty Wagon job, complete the Pickles first

Look left, then right... Get run over by 125 cars

It's Not My Wallet In the Mermalair job, complete Patrick's Identity Card first

A Country Without An Army Cleared Chapter 1: A Country Without An Army.

First Knight Experienced the thrill of romance with Alistair

TBoGT: Snow Queen Complete 25 drug wars. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Retrieve the Data Complete "Retrieve the Data"

Insult to Injury Use a taunt from Expansion 3 during a Multiplayer Match

Shapeshifter You mimicked (20) or more unique objects.

Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages

Early Drafts Collect all of Pagan's Diary Pages

Bucket Sweet Bucket In the Krusty Krab job, complete the Chum Bucket first