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Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Bittersweet Complete the game

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

The Legend of Harran Reach Survivor Rank lvl 18

Something Has Survived Obtain ''True Survivor'' in any level

A Long Way Down Jump to the water from the Infamy Bridge (Slums) at night

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

I See London, I See France Die.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

We're All In This Together Save 15 survivors from zombies

Earth, Wind and Sea Unlock Rebel Drops for at least one land vehicle, one air vehicle, and one sea vehicle.

Chaos is My Middle Name Get 100,000 Chaos.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.