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Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Who let the dogs out? Knock back the Kenfis.

Impervious Have 99 or more Block during combat.

30-50 Feral Hogs Kill 50 wild boars
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Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

Save the last humans Lifetime total of 1,000 humans saved in Survival mode

Cooked to Perfection Get an S-Rank on a stage of Inkwell Isle IV

Waiting Is Half The Fun Patience is key to any warrior's training. Fight in network battles 30 times using the standby function. The longer you wait, the greater the joy will be when you finally get picked.

Master Putter Take 1000 shots

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Always Someone Stronger Why not try fighting someone stronger than you in a Ranked Match? There's a lot you can gain from fighting stronger opponents. Beat 10 of 'em and you'll understand.

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

Two Swirls Complete "Two Swirls"

Recertified Complete welcome to Packmore Resort

Customized Customer Make use of the Enchantsmith's services 3 times.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Sous Chef Cook 25 different recipes.

Big Pack Wear a backpack

Survivor Specialist Complete "Survivor Training - Stage 2"

Darwin Rewards Complete "Weapon/Trap Evolution"

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies with the Shotgun.

Two Birds, One Stone As the Predator, hit more than 1 Fireteam Member in a single smart disc throw

Bullseye Hit all targets without missing a single shot

Traditionalist As the Predator, Kill an entire Fireteam with just your wrist blades

Blaine's Revenge As a Fireteam member, unleash Mini Gun mayhem until completely depleting ammunition

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Big Rig Win 5 Festival races using a Big Rig

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
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On par! Get 50 pars

Three pointer Play a full game of Dunk

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Staff Only (secret) You aren't supposed to be here!

Don't leave me! Destroy 10 consecutive Sentinels before they escape in Survival mode

The Power Of Friendship In a multiplayer game, reanimate another player at least 25 times.

All Biomed Out Find all the Biomes

Working Up An Appetite! 30 Ranked Matches already? Lemme go catch up to that! Dinner always tastes better after you've pummeled a bunch of chumps!

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Legendary 1x1 Brick Find the Legendary 1x1 Brick

Taming the Storm Complete Gale Sanctum on Adventure or Apocalypse difficulty.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

I'm Smelting! Smelt 10,000 bars of metal.

Ringo Knock up an enemy as high as possible.

Ray.README Complete "Ray.README"

50 down, I don't know how many to go Complete 50 feats

1-800-GETHELP Finish the game on hard mode

There’s No “I” in Team Earn at least 2500 gold while playing each attitude (Hero, Clown, Evil Genius, Zen Master and Emo)

To the End! Travel through the End Portal to the End Wilds.

Calm Before the Storm Play 3 games in the Ranked 1v1 matchmaking queue.