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Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.