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Hat wearer Obtain your first hat.

Winner Obtain a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.

Contractor Tear up someone's 1099.

Murderer Brutally murder Jerry and rip up his rent.

Dumpster diver Rip up a receipt in the trash.

Simp Shred slayQueen32's autograph.

Book worm Rip a lame book in half.

Savvy shopper Destroy a receipt for seeds.

The messenger Rip up Matt's MIA notice.

Computer wiz Break some computer software.

Goldenfinger Find and solve the hidden "puzzle" to enable Geddan Mode and experience its effects for the first time.

(Ahem... Get down~ yurerumawarufurerusetsunaikimochi~)

Draft dodger Tear up Matt's draft letter.

Devil Destroy a vandalized poster.

Waifu Destroy a waifu.

Petitioner Destroy FlipFlop's last chance.

Gravedigger Rip up a letter to the dead.

Criminal Get a dirty shovel.

News boy Rip up an old newspaper.

Doomsdayers Tear up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

Liz Read and rip up part of a diary.

Turnip Boy Defeat Corrupt Onion and beat the game.

Turnipchino Rip up a letter from your dad.

Home owner Rip up your own deed.

Teacher Destroy the book that taught everyone how to speak.

Estate agent Destroy someone else's deed.

Tyrant Destroy words written by a tyrant.

Passenger Faint on the Limitless Line.

Conductor Defeat the conductor.

Mind Mined You've done everything there is to be done in Mine My Mind... For now... Thanks for playing!

Stage 3: Cleanup and Misc Complete all fifty levels without making a mistake.

(You're a champion among champions among miners of mind miners among mind miners mining my mind... Have I lost my mind? Probably: see the snake boat.

It's a shame your prince is in another castle.)

Level 1 Complete level 1

Anarchist Destroy every single tax document.

Taxation with representation Prevent universal taxation.

Destroyer of the world Get nuked, kiddo.

Fashionista Find all the hats.

??? Defeat ???

Tank Grow all the heart fruits.

Level 2 Complete level 2

You did it! You got literally every trophy in the game!

Level 3 Complete level 3

Get Daown Like It's 2007 Beat any level in Geddan Mode.

(Thanks for playing! Hopefully this made at least one person out there smile.)

Take it Easy Finish the game in easy mode.

Tiny Size Finish the game in small size.

Level 4 Complete level 4

A Trophy Hunter's Companion Use Sweep All to instantly clear a level without making a mistake.

(If you're one of those people who can instantly see the solution in your mind's eye and/or an online guide, this is the new mechanic for you! It's not like I wanted you to play my game for real or anything... baka...)

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Level 5 Complete level 5

Level 6 Complete level 6

Level 7 Complete level 7

Level 8 Complete level 8

Level 9 Complete level 9