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Nightmare Complete Collect all trophies in The Letter: Classic Edition.

Investing In Your Future Collect every coin in Stage 1.

Victory All trophies completed

6k Reach 6000 points

Never Ending Journey Clear Stage 4.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy Complete a level after collecting every coin in a single run.

(When life gives you coins, you collect them. And don’t you dare question the physics behind their instantaneous disappearance on contact or the repercussions of multidimensional translocation of imaginary currency.)

Road to Somewhere Clear Stage 5.

Adept Roof Jumper Clear Stage 6.

Unfamiliar Roads Clear Stage 7.

Not This Time Lose at a level you've already completed.

(Or do something else that might trigger the trophy title.)

The Birds Work for the Boo Zhua Zee!! Lose while stunned by a “bird”.

(Somewhere, a [redacted] is laughing at you.)

(I was informed by [redacted] that I had to change this trophy description. Support your local, very-real birds. They work very hard respecting our privacy. There's no war in Bah.... s... se...)

Five Hundred Buildings, Woooooh! Traverse 500 buildings.

(I was going to sing that song for the next eight thousand seven hundred and thirty one lines or so, but now I gotta come up with something else… Sigh…)

Neighborhood Bird Watch Clear Stage 8.

Stage 1 Complete Stage 1 in 8 moves or less.

Become the Master Complete the first stage again under 33.65 seconds.

(If we had a scoreboard, I bet you’d be somewhere among the top three.)

Journey Without a Destination Collect every coin in Stage 4.

Stage 2 Complete Stage 2 in 9 moves or less.

Casual Coin Collector Collect every coin in Stage 2.

Stage 3 Complete Stage 3 in 22 moves or less.

The Night Shines On Clear Stage 9.

Put the Key in the Car and Make it Say Honk Honk your horn.

(I know at least one person who would un-alive me if they found out I used this joke as a trophy title, and nobody else would get it, but hey, it was worth it so I could put it up on my trophy cabinet.)

(AndI'mprettysurehedoesn'tknowwhereIlive, so it's all goooood....)

Stage 4 Complete Stage 4 in 32 moves or less.

Stage 5 Complete Stage 5 in 4 moves or less.

Cosmic Eye You completed Cosmic Eye puzzle

Stage 6 Complete Stage 6 in 17 moves or less.

Pointlessly Edgy Lose maybe ((67-1)/6)-ish times in a row in a single level. Or don't. You might get an extra life or something.

(Nobody reads these anyway, so I dunno why I even bother…)

Leading Nowhere Collect every coin in Stage 5.

One Blue One Black You completed One Blue One Black puzzle

Stage 7 Complete Stage 7 in 16 moves or less.

Stage 8 Complete Stage 8 in 16 moves or less.

Dark You completed Dark puzzle

Stage 9 Complete Stage 9 in 10 moves or less.

Just Drive Onward Collect every coin in Stage 3.

Iron Bloom You completed Iron Bloom puzzle

The Dance You completed The Dance puzzle

Purple Prince You completed Purple Prince puzzle

Loneliness You completed Loneliness puzzle

Only You You completed Only You puzzle

Cat In Arms You completed Cat In Arms puzzle

Stop in the Name of the Law! Lose by telefragging a building into yourself.

(Unfortunately, we can’t have giant hands randomly intruding upon people’s homes. It's just not feasible in this economy.)

The Viking You completed The Viking puzzle

Pieced Out You completed every puzzle

Flaming Knight You completed Flaming Knight puzzle

Pink Monster You completed Pink Monster puzzle

Stage 11 Complete Stage 11 in 15 moves or less.

A Long Jump Forward Traverse 1000 buildings.

(You’re making good progress, wherever you’re headed. And if you’re already sick and tired of this, eh, at least you’re mostly there, objectively speaking.)

Birdwatching Goes Both Ways Complete a level with “birds” without getting stunned by a single “bird”.

(Cause y'know... "birds"....)

Stage 12 Complete Stage 12 in 17 moves or less.

Stage 13 Complete Stage 13 in 9 moves or less.

Stage 14 Complete Stage 14 in 20 moves or less.