Skeptical69_2

Bruiser Get a total of 200 takedowns

8-Ball Complete level 6.

(You're suppose to hit this one in first, right?)

Controller Complete level 7.

(Oooh, how inDUALbitably "shocking". Or oooh, how indubitably "sensing" for those of you in the future.)

Spoiled Child Spoiled Child Defeated!

Slipper Complete level 8.

(Keeps your piggies warm. Unless they're open-toed: then your piggies will freeze, never knowing what the warm embrace of love would feel like.)

Stairs by Door Complete level 9.

(As opposed to stairs not by a door.)

Streamer Streamer Defeated!

Red Flags Flag every mine in a level.

(I guess by seeing this trophy, you now know where all of the sweepable tiles are... Shh....)

Worm and Apple Complete level 10.

(I've never actually seen a worm in an apple outside of a dictionary...)

Piano Complete level 11.

(I can play the piano.... if you count digitial keyboards and the recording playback button....)

Was that a Triple Tap? Kill three zombies with one sniper rifle shot

Talented Miner Sweep 500 tiles.

(Your extraordinary talent to use the directional buttons and press a Cross button will not go unrecognized.... Okay, it might, but if it does, simply redirect those unappreciative of your talents to this shiny trophy and challenge them to see if they can get it as well, eh? Ehh? Pretty please?)

Level 1 Dummies Warehouse

The Boomerang Unlock the boomerang

Pickle Complete level 12.

(Funniest cucumber I'd ever seen.)

Island 30 Complete island 30

Shooting Ball Complete level 13.

(And it's a gooooooaaal! Wait, wrong phrase? Touchdown? Home run???)

No Mercy Kill 450 Enemies in a Run

So it begins Finish a level

Sock Puppet Complete level 14.

(Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys completely oblivious to its nefarious plot to summon the endless void from the depths of darkness to consume our mortal shells.)

Scarecrow Complete level 15.

(Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)

Influencer Influencer Defeated!

Mine-tilllexomaniac Sweep every mine in a level.

(Luckily, I don't have to trust you with actual mines...)

Fence Lights Complete level 16.

(Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)

Diamond Complete level 17.

(The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)

Headset Complete level 18.

(Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)

First Companion Tame your first companion.

Trees Complete level 19.

(One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)

It's alive and shiny Pick up firefly

Dark Forest Explorer Explore the Dark Forest.

Island 35 Complete island 35

Mouse Complete level 20.

(I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)

Island 40 Complete island 40

Enter the dungeon Start dungeon 9.

Hopes and Dreams Complete level 21.

(Thanks, 2020.

Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future:

Thanks, 2021.)

Island 45 Complete island 45

Frozen Lands Explorer Explore the Frozen Lands.

Island 50 Complete island 50

Garden Table Complete level 22.

(It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

Drone Complete level 23.

(We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

House Complete level 24.

(Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

Otter Complete level 25.

(Absolutely otterrific!)

Go with the Flow Collect your first apparel.

Stage 1: Play the Game Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

Noodle Bowl Complete level 26.

(Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)

Explorer Explore the Doom Lands biome.

Wild Deuce Beat the second level

Mind Miner Certification Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0).

(Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)

Sherlock Complete level 27.

(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

Wrestler Complete level 28.

(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)