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Year of the Otter Traverse 2016 buildings.

(Hi. I'm an otterrific otter. It's a secret to everybody.)

The Drifter Drift 1,000 times in total

Talented Numismatist Collect every coin in Stage 10.

Stressed Depressed Citron Zest Complete a level without collecting a single coin in a single run.

(Imagine if there was a trophy like this for every level. That would be fun, wouldn't it? Constantly replaying every level and restarting as soon as you hit one of those coins scattered all over the place. Would it even be possible? You would have to jump over entire buildings in some cases. Sure it might be fun at first, but by golly by Stage 4 I sure would be sick of it. But you can do it. I know you can, cause you are one of a kind [just like everybody else]! Or would you cave? Give up before the going gets tough? Why bother if it’s only going to make you feel like a stressed, depressed citron, umm, zest?! There, I made the title fit in somehow! Are you proud mommy? Will you return my calls now?)

Gotta Love the Classics Kill four zombies with one shotgun blast

Island 15 Complete island 15

Getting Dark Clear Stage 11.

Golden cookie Click a golden cookie.

Hey You, You’re Finally Awake Traverse your first building in Unlimited Mode.

(You were trying to cross that roof, right?)

Around the Clock Traverse 24 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode.

(If a typical block has six buildings on each side, then you could alternatively call this Around the Block. If there was a chicken farm somewhere along the block, then you can-.)

Ambidextrous Earn your first extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(Any additional hands earned will still be left-handed though.)

Another One Hundred Buildings, Woooooh! Traverse 100 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Birds… Or Winged Dinos in Leather Jackets Working for the Commonwealth Traverse past a “bird” (and live!) in Unlimited Mode. Alternatively, traverse 75 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode.

(Greeghan is best scalie boy who did nothing wrong and deserved better. Sending all good draggos love and cuddles~.)

(ヽơ ₃ ơ)ﾉ⌒♥.

Losing Light Collect every coin in Stage 11.

Jack of All Trades Max out your extra life bar in Unlimited Mode.

(You are now a ten-armed monstrosity with the sole purpose of running your disturbed extremities against a suburban neighborhood that never seems to end. All ten of those arms are on your left, and their weight shifts your body’s balance to fall on your left side. You’re forced to crawl along the ground, like a monstrous centipede of left-handed arms.

In the distance: the screams of children who now believe the monster in their closet is real. A cleansing flame and countless sirens follows you everywhere you go, and it draws closer with every breath. The buildings seem to grow further and taller, but you must keep running from the nearing edge.

There is no stopping, there is no living. There is only running.)

I’ve Gotta Admit…. Clear Stage 12.

A Building a Day Keeps the Architects Away Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Retry 10 times Restart an island 10 times. (Sokocat Islands)

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Around the World Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between.

(Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Above and Beyond Traverse 10,000 buildings.

(This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Big [R]oof Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)

Can We Keep Going? Clear Stage 13.

Building a Castle in the Air Clear Stage 15.

Nowhere Left to Go Collect every coin in Stage 15.

Island 20 Complete island 20

Time to Go Home Clear Stage 14.

Casual Miner Sweep 10 tiles.

(Nice work, but we still have plenty more to go. As you can already tell, this work-from-home mind sweeping ain't an easy job.)

Freebie-Free Zone Complete a level without using your freebies.

(Based on our playtest statistics, I'm willing to bet you didn't even realize this was a feature. This is likely because you, like our playtesters, opted to skip the tutorial and completely ignore our reference guide. Well, now you know.)

Bridge Use bridge (Sokocat Islands)

Rocketship Complete level 1.

(Astronaut sold separately.

Wait, where's the astronaut?! Did we leave him stranded in space?!)

Your Handywork is Impressive Collect every coin in Stage 12.

Adept Miner Sweep 100 tiles.

(You've already come this far, might as well finish sweeping up the rest!)

Expert Miner Flag a tile.

(For your safety: be careful to not prematurely trigger the mine hiding in the ground when staking the flag overhead.)

End of the Road Collect every coin in Stage 14.

Guru Miner Flag three mines in a row.

(Presumably, you got this because by now, you recognize what a 3 on the border means. Nice job boss!)

First Show First Blood!

Walk in the Park Beat the first level

Should We Keep Going? Collect every coin in Stage 13.

Heart Complete level 2.

(A sweet, sugary treat or a meaty blob keeping flesh creatures alive. Or both. Harvest the meat, season it in sweet, sugary barbeque sauce, and enjoy!)

Umbrella Complete level 3.

(Perfect for a rainy day. If it's yellow, also perfect for subtly nudging towards a character reveal seasons ahead of when or how you'll actually meet her.)

Mug Complete level 4.

(There's no better feeling than holding a nice, warm mug of coffee to keep yourself warm on a cold, rainy day.

Other days/all-nighters... Skip the mug, just pour the coffee into an IV drip and hook me up!.)

Crossbones Complete level 5.

(Made from authentic bone substitute! Completely vegetarian and vegan friendly! No pirates or wherever bones come from were harmed in preparing these crossbones.)

Island 25 Complete island 25

Legendary Rooftop Conqueror This trophy is awarded for completing everything in Rooftop Runner! Share it with the world! Embrace your shiny platinum! And hey, it looks pretty nice in a mosaic too. Thanks for playing!