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Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Never Alone Started at least one romance.