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I'm the best at what I do... Achieve 3000 points in The Gauntlet

By My Hand Alone You made it to Wave 13 in Back Alley Brawl killing all combatants personally

Daredevil In Bonfires, you performed all the special combination jumps in 1 round

Maestro Four strings and the spite to use ‘em.

Walk the Walk Win your first Clubs Playoff Match

Aye of Reach Purchased a new Eye of Reach from the Weaponsmith.

Attending Physician Revive teammates 50 times
28/50

The Bread Baron Stay airborne for over 5 seconds on any mode except Zero Gravity

Timeless Score at least 28,000 points in Chalet Shover without using any Clock pickups.

Nuclear Blast Destroy every token present on game board.

Tower of Babble In TranZit, obey the voices.

Kickflip the Abyss Perform a kickflip in the Abyss.

Void Star You completed all Normal and Expert challenges with a 3-Stars rating

Grand master wizard Unlock all trophies.

Bomb-twoozled When Bombled, one player taps two bombles on a single answer screen

Wow Get S-rating on 10 levels

Day None Patch Complete Hot Air Hero without patching the balloon once.

To explore strange new worlds Attain a Time Trial star rating of 75. [Pure Time Trials]

Bass Ackwards It’s just four strings, how hard could it possibly be?

Contender Play five games in any mode

Nine Nine Nine! Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Crazy Pet Lady Collect 10 Pets

Keen Explorer Unlocked World 3.

Blundarrrrbuss Purchased a new blunderbuss from the Weaponsmith.

Dry as a bone Complete At The Rapids in one go without dying

Candygram In Buried, make a candy delivery.

Stand-in In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in solo or co-op.

Blinded By the Fright In Shangri-La, kill a Shrieker zombie while blinded by it.

14 Missions Capped Completed 14 Missions.
3/14

I Am Not Obsessed With Treasure Completed a Merchant Alliance Voyage.

Green Light Play 10 rounds with a Light Build
0/10

Grave Digger Destroy 500 Dead 'Uns.

Real Nor'easter Completed "The Wicked Awesome Tour".

Gear Guitarist Earn a Guitar Career score of 1,000,000.

Quiet on the Set In Call of the Dead, cut the lights on the Director.

Novice Angler Reeled in 10 Pals

Abandon All Hope Survivor Finish 'Abandon All Hope'

You are not "it"! Survive 2am without getting caught.

Thanks for the Love Watch the Credits until the end

Shish Kebab Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games

GLOBE TROTTER Play a complete game on every map online.

No One Escapes Alive In Mob of the Dead, execute the escape plan.

Demon Discovered Successfully identify your first Demon and survive

Three Spirits Complete a Three-player game in any mode

Tidy Screen, Tidy Mind When Glooped, remove ALL the Gloop from your answer screen

Extra Credit Collect all Director's Cut Warning Signs

"A" Student Earn A Rank or higher in all Areas of Journey Mode.
6/7

Check This Out! Send a signal to an ally letting them know where an item is.

Fresh Slice Finish a Story level with 100% edibility. No Marmalade allowed.