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Crawl for Help In Classified, while in last stand use a teleporter and then get revived in a single game

Official South Park Resident Acquire all trophies

The well-examined life Unlock all trophies in Twin Mirror

Unfinished Business Kill a yellow carded criminal whilst Down Not Dead (Arcade Mode and Multiplayer Ranked Match).

Shop till you drop Purchase an item in the Volta Shop using Volta Coins

Venture into the HARDCORE Godspeed

This Damn Island In The Darkest Shore, explore the entire island.

The Omega Dog Find Frank the Dog and return him to Eudora-5

Coast 2 Coast Cross the water with a teleport grenade in Descent.

This Is My Rifle Earn any Arclight, Moonstone, or Bloodstone Camo

Dripped Out Earn Diamond Badges for any category of Mastery Badges

The Real Treasure was Friendship Complete a Game Show with 3 other human controlled players.

Bringing Down Dong Zhuo Completed Chapter 2.

Best of Five Play 5 H2H matches with a friend in Kick Off

Absolute Power Corrupts Reign with terror: take control of the Netherbrain and bend the world to your will.

And The LAW Won Land a final blow on a Boss Mutation with the LAW.

Buffing... Please Wait Grant your team a Perk 10 times

Yeager Finish 6 "perfect regions" in 1 run

How the mighty have fallen! Defeat Oz... again in Descent.

The World's Most Laughable Centrist Defend the political centre 7 times

Explorer Attend both a Pre-Match and a Post-Match Press Conference

How low can you go? Hit 18 enemies with a single shot of the LZ-52 Limbo in Carrier.

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!" Chose the Path of Vengeance

Punch Drunk Defeat twenty opponents while drunk - down them.

Purity Have 3 or fewer cards in hand, draw, and discard pile combined.

Traverse the Stars Depart from Aster at last

Confessed I'll do it.

Ouroboros The Egg.

Anybody else? Win a Royal Rumble match with 20 opponents

Arthur Haste-ings Take Phlash as Arthur

Up, Down, and Around Carla performed 5 "around-the-world" tricks with her yo-yo during "Police Work" without messing up the routine.

Little Pecker Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game

Prost! Stage 1-4 cleared

Friends in Low Places Become allies with Crater

Faun The Poster.

Gardener Watch them bloom.

Senseless Axe of Violence In Blood of the Dead, kill 5 zombies with the Hell's Redeemer before it starts its return

Captivated Capture 50 Tactical Objectives

Fresh Moves Get a Kill while airborne from a wallhop

100,000K Score 100,000,000 Chips in a single hand

Mindfulness Present moment.

Il Coppo Del'Arte! Say 5 Art Cop lines

Introspection Lucas passed Agatha's hypnosis session without failing during "Agatha".

Greedy Bastard Earn at least $5,000,000 in every level in Arcade Mode.

Operation: Eisenfaust Complete Complete episode two on Don't Hurt Me or harder

I Believe I Can Glide Glide 800m continuously with the wingsuit in Co-Op Campaign or Endgame

Jack-of-all-Trades Multiclass into every class in one playthrough without asking Withers to change your character.

Act 5 Veteran Complete all Act 5 maps on Veteran difficulty or higher.

LAW and Hors D'oeuvres Blow up a Food Item with the LAW.

Seasons The Seasons.