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Never Gonna Give You Up Find Parker in the hockey arena

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Freelance, but Not For Free Complete 80 contracts.
51/80

Grassroots Campaigner Complete all side missions.
26/98

Fling Me to the Moon In Der Eisendrache, use every Wundersphere twice.

Yeeee HAW! Complete the Adventure Mode on the Hard difficulty.

Topped Off Attain maximum life and mana possible without accessories or buffs.

Dance Off! Execute 30 enemies while holding them as human shield.

Bottoms Up Long Rest using only alcohol - a time-honoured dwarfish tradition.

Snake charmer Score 40 points in Cobra.

dr0n3d Complete the "Arctic Recon" Special Ops mission in under 3:30.

Dream Drifter Get 10,000 points or more in a Sector Mode Drift Trial.

Fertilizer Man Kill 200 zombies in a single game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Specter Officer Reach max level with one class in the Cooperative campaign.

Beam Me Up Teleport over 100 meters from a single throw of an Ender Pearl.

Party-pooper Sabotage the wedding.

One Night in Bangkok Reach Bangkok Mastery Level 20.

Skilled Adversary In IX have a Challenge banner with all 9 medallions

Hot To Trot Last 30 seconds with 50+ zombies on fire.

Bookworm Read 100 different books in a single playthrough. Adventuring isn't just daring quests, you know.

An Ounce of Prevention Obtained all equipment.

Swimming with the Fishes In Voyage of Despair, kill 50 zombies that are underwater in a single game

Mental Unblock Get a 350000 Drift Score in Mental Block with Ken's car

High Roller Complete the "Iron Clad" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

Tropics Win the last race against Arcady.

We're in the Game! Play a match in UT with a squad that has players from both male and female leagues

Baranor the Conqueror Complete the Desolation of Mordor with a Gold Rating.

Investor Sell a player and negotiate a sell-on clause with the buying club

Movie Critic View 79 Active Time Events.

The Ultimate Sword Obtain Excalibur II.

Horsepower Completionist Gain all stars in 'Horsepower'.

Breaking Bread Zoe shared a meal with Jay

Don't Ever Drink And Drive! Justifiably arrest 40 people for driving under the influence over multiple shifts in a single career.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Eliminate Mendola with the crystal ball, Kong in an electrocution, and both by poisoning the pipe.

Under pressure Finish Randall's nightmare

Elements Completionist Gain all stars in 'Elements'.

Knight Score 1 million points in 1 run

Took this thing on a test flight Complete Arcade mode with a custom made ship, at Veteran difficulty level

Escapologist Break out of prison after being arrested - aren't you daring?

Mission Complete Reach Colorado Mastery Level 20.

Use It or Lose It Use an item for the first time. (Golden Playhouse only)

Platinum Obtain all trophies

All the bells and whistles Play a full game with a custom game mode

Winner Stays Play 5 H2H matches with a friend in Kick Off

Don't trust thy neighbor As Personoid, win by saving CAIN

Welcome to the jungle Play the Botanical Gardens level 10 times

RPM Completionist Gain all stars in 'RPM'.

Seek & Destroy Get 2 Kills with a single remote controlled Throwing Knife from at least 50 meters away in Campaign

MARTIAN EXPLORER Complete the “Mars Memory” simulation

Dogs of war Collect the first dog tag.