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Dragon Slayer Complete the mission "Best Minion Ever".

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Seraphim and Cherubim Play for at least 2 hours as Gat and 2 hours as Kinzie

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Fly, You Fools! No wings means less drag, right? Take a short flight in the wingless plane.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Wow, I'm Pretty Strong! Won three special matches in Treasure Battle.

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

No Pain, No Gain Dealt 50,000 damage in Practice mode.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Saints' Creed Stand on the tallest mast of the 'Queen Anne's Revenge'

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

Shooting Star Fly for 500 meters while on fire

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Total Party Kill Kill 5 enemies with friendly fire

Okay! I'm Ready! Won a battle in online tournament.

Hot-Blooded Fighter Got promoted to Warrior.

Imp-fanticide Kill 50 of your own summoned Imps

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Up to the Challenge Complete 5 Challenges

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Master Skinner Collect at least one skin from every type of animal in Hope County. Not creepy at all.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Hangman Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

Have Buddy, Will Travel Complete 3 Expeditions with a co-op partner.