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Rise and Fall After an uruk kills you to become a Captain, help him become a Warchief, then kill him.

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

Tonic Collector Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Saints' Creed Stand on the tallest mast of the 'Queen Anne's Revenge'

Shooting Star Fly for 500 meters while on fire

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

A Friend in Need Find and free Dandelion.

Burning Vengeance Perform an Execution on a flaming Berserker.

Imp-fanticide Kill 50 of your own summoned Imps

That's a Knife! Fully upgrade the knife

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Master Skinner Collect at least one skin from every type of animal in Hope County. Not creepy at all.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Hangman Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Have Buddy, Will Travel Complete 3 Expeditions with a co-op partner.

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

Hit the Road Complete 7 unique Expeditions on the Rank III difficulty.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Total Party Kill Kill 5 enemies with friendly fire

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.