Simondoes

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Ghost In The Machine Hack 15 computers in Abstergo Entertainment.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Facemelter Killed 25 enemies with corrosive weapons

Knockout in the Blackout Defeat 50 enemies in powered down areas while no missions are active.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Made in Fyrestone Completed all missions in the Arid Badlands

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Ding! Hardcore Earned level 30

Hand of Justice Solve a Murder Mystery in Paris.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Pandora-dog Millionaire Earned $1,000,000

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Wanted: Krom Killed Krom

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Down in Front! Killed 15 enemies with the Soldier's action skill

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

King Of The Castle Capture all forts.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

Duelinator Won a duel without taking damage

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Discovered Trash Coast Discovered Trash Coast

The Rescue Complete 'Blackout' on Veteran difficulty.

Found a Friend Hero Rot joined your team.

Time For Tutorial Collect everything in Spongebob's House

Communication Breakdown Clear the airwaves

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Fully Researched Nitro Splicer Fully research the Nitro Splicer

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Destroyed the Hive Killed the Rakk Hive

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Gladiator Last man standing

Bloody Trail Complete Memory Sequence 8.

Redingote Up! Craft the Hunter outfit.

Discovered Crimson Lance Enclave Discovered Crimson Lance Enclave

Lucky Winner Hit the jackpot at a slot machine

Playing Both Sides Complete Fooling the Rebels.

Get Nix'ed Choose Nix in Storm the Fort.

Discovered Eridian Promontory Discovered Eridian Promontory

Living Hell Interrogate the Militia APC Driver.

Extreme Makeover Destroy 30 verandas or other large objects.

Ghillies In The Mist Complete 'All Ghillied Up' without alerting any enemies.

Fully Researched Little Sister Fully research the Little Sister

Familiar Methodologies Fight off Hartman

Wanted: Flynt Killed Flynt