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"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Save the Bacon Protect 'War Pig', the Abrams tank.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

Completed Cohen's Masterpiece The player has completed Sander Cohen's great masterpiece

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

Maxed One Track The player has purchased every slot in one of the Plasmid or Tonic tracks

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Rescue Roycewicz Save Pvt. Roycewicz on the stairs.

Two Fully Upgraded Weapons The player has fully upgraded two weapons

Defeated Andrew Ryan The player has defeated Andrew Ryan

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Follow the Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Broke Fontaine's Mind Control The player has broken Fontaine's mind control

The Frequency of Fear Scan Gotham City to pinpoint Scarecrow's location.

Go Long! Hurl 50 objects using the Kinetic Pulse ability.

Skilled Hacker The player has successfully completed 50 hacks

Became a Big Daddy The player has become a Big Daddy

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

Heavy Hitter Use your Ionic Powers 30 times.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Defeated Atlas The player has defeated Atlas

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Roadkill Kill 2 enemies by blowing up a car in the single player campaign.

Rootinest, Tootinest, Shootinest Killed 5 Rakk in under 10 seconds

Wrong Number Find Al-Asad's safehouse.

Down Boy Down Survive a dog attack.

Explosion Man Kill 20 enemies with explosives in a single level.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

No Rest for the Weary Stab an injured crawling enemy.

Quid Pro Kuo Complete Leading the Charge.

Three Fully Upgraded Weapons The player has fully upgraded three weapons

Get A Little Blood on the Tires Killed 25 enemies by ramming them with any vehicle

Shock and Awe Thunder drop into a group of 5 or more enemies.

Almost Too Easy Went to the containment shield with the General.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Master Exploder Killed 25 enemies with explosive weapons

The End Completed the game

Off the Plane GTA Online: Complete the Introduction.

Two Souls Launched a scene in Duo mode.

Closed Casket Affair Give Bertrand what he wants.

Ambulance Chaser Complete Hearts and Minds Campaign.

Reinforcement Denied Kill at least 3 rappelling enemies in a single rope.

Help A Brother Out Complete a Templar Hunt sequence.