Simondoes

Never get off the boat Find the Soviet connection in Laos.

Adept Rebecca Escape with Rebecca using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Shuriken Shenanigans Finish a single day of a heist in stealth using only the Shuriken and killing at least 4 enemies.

Nice Quads Quadruple your buy-in during a single multiplayer ring game

Unbounded interrogation Make the mime talk.

Brothers To The End Defeat General RAAM in co-op on Insane without either player being DBNO

Precious Advice Follow your agent's team recommendation twice during the same Player Career

Get In The Ring! Win 10 PVP Matches
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Ring Collector Collect all the Rings in 'Special Stage 1' and Clear the stage.

First Blood Win your first career fight

Ballz To The Wallz Have at least one of each colour ball in play on Graffiti Ballz

Once upon a slime Unlock endless mode in Slime Pipes

Swirling Death In public matches, throw 1000 Hatchets.
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Tools of the Trade Achieve a merciless victory in a public match with only 3 universal perks equipped.

Adept Executioner  Achieve a merciless victory with The Executioner using only his 3 unique perks in a public match. 

Private Party Jewlery Store - Don't let the cops enter the store until the van comes back on OVERKILL or above.

Ray Gun Bonanza In Alpha Omega, construct all Ray Guns in a single match

Rule breakin' makes me feel good Achieve the 'Rule Breaker' stud goal in the 'Ghostbusters!' level

Terminal Illness In public matches, with The Plague, down 50 Survivors affected by the maximum infection.
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Perfection Complete all Multiplayer Skill Games

Tough Economy Use no more than 6 TOW guided missiles to destroy the tanks in the defense of Khe Sanh.

Adept Thalita Escape with Thalita Lyra using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Movie Buff In a public match, complete the generator inside the movie theater in Greenville Square and escape.

Grey Goo Get 500 Kills with Nanotech Weapons
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Up close and personal Silently take out 3 VC.

Bound and Downed Down speared Survivors 30 times with The Deathslinger in public matches.
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Zookeeper Heat Street - Find and steal all animal posters and escape.

Patience Is Key Heat Street - Finish the level without using any gas cans.

Hazard Play Complete your first Hazard Hole

People come along and break them Achieve the ''Rule Breaker'' stud goal in the 'The Dalek Extermination of Earth' level

1... 2... 3... JUMP! Birth of Sky - Have the entire crew jump out of the airplane within 1:23 on Overkill or above.

It's a Toss-Up In Alpha Omega, kill 15 Jolting Jacks on rooftops with grenades in a single match

The Big Time Fight on the main card of a UFC event in Career

Conniption In public matches, with The Spirit, use Yamaoka's Haunting to down 30 Survivors.
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Adept Trickster Achieve a merciless victory with The Trickster using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Black Knight Kill a black Bulldozer with the Great Sword melee weapon.

Alekhine’s Gun Stack two Rooks one behind another in the same file with the Queen at the rear

This Moment, When Fate Stays the Night The Guardian of the Scales arrives from beyond time ※ Successfully summon your Servant

Hexadecimal 62 69 74 2e 6c 79 2f 49 71 54 36 7a 74

Quick Draw Interrupt a Survivor cleansing a Totem 10 times in public matches.
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Ray-gnarok In Alpha Omega, stun 10 zombies at once with the Ray Gun Mk. II-V

One Generation Rises, Another Wilts Open a letter from times past offered to the future ※ Witness the beginning of Tribios and the Flame-Chase

Don't Hate the Player Finish with the highest point in a Versus match (social or competitive)

Pimp My Ride Fully upgrade your craft in Spacerace

Not Invited Kill 10 enemies within 10 seconds using the Piglet Grenade Launcher without using Incendiary rounds.

This is a daunting task Defeat Carl, the evil driver.

Valley Red clear Complete all Red Valley maps (Any medal)

Corporate Restructure Beat Jimmy Goldman in Knuckles and Knees

Paaarrrrrrr! Get par or better on Pirate Classic

Fugu Fighter Have at least 3 enemies poisoned at the same time with your poisoned weapons.