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Utility Man Complete all Missions intercepted from cellular tower signals

God Among Men Kill 250 total enemies during Slo-Mo

Death of Comedy Use every type of novelty weapon on a zombie

Hard Times To escape death is to beat the strongest of the strong. Finish Arcade Mode on Hardest, kid!

Home Wrecker Use 50 pieces of interactable cover.

Soul Survivor Reach round 15 in Nazi Zombies without getting revived. (Map Pack 2 only)

Perfect Attendance Play Smart As on 100 different dates

Dream Race Win the ultimate three-way showdown between a Ford Mark IV Race Car, a Ferrari 330 P4 Race Car and a Jaguar XJ13 Race Car.

Finish Him! Eliminate SCORPION.

Tomb Raider Collect all relics, artifacts and weapons

Cloud Nine Eliminate all High Value Targets.

Blast From the Past Find an homage to what has come before...

Team Player A 1-on-1 fight is fun, but it's more fun with friends! Try fighting in a Team Battle!

Pacesetter Completionist Gain all stars in 'Pacesetter'.

Yo, Adrian! Find something worth punching!

Safari Tour Play at least one full round in every Official Map (Ranked Match)

Velocity Completionist Gain all stars in 'Velocity'.

Time Master Completed Singularity on Hard Mode

Signing Day Announce where your college ball will be played at.

Evolution Completionist Gain all stars in 'Evolution'.

Moving On Up Ya need to do anything to reach the top of the food chain! Let's see a Rank Up via Ranked Match!

13-Star General Obtain all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies in Unit 13™.

Pack Addict! Upgrade 5 weapons at the Pack A Punch Machine. (Map Pack 3 only)

Mancake! Kill an enemy by dropping a structure on them.

Apprentice! Complete 5 tutorials

Rebellious Labourer Find 20 Signs

Duct Tape FTW Create all combo weapons

Mother My Brain Hurts Discovered the strange E99 specimen and what it morphs people into

Professional Reach Rank 10 (Ranked Match)

By the Skin of Your Teeth Reach the finish line and win with 1% or less of your fuel remaining.

First Step Earn 3 Stars on any level in Adventure Mode

Battle Master Only winners can attain such beauty. Win 30 matches online and I may share my beauty secrets.

Torque Completionist Gain all stars in 'Torque'.

High Score Score 800,000 points in one game -- with Game Settings set to Hardcore.

Three For The Road In the pursuit of strength, one must have a goal! In Endless Battle win 3 matches in a row.

Ninja Carnage Kill every enemy in an Ambush.

Zombie Genocide Master Kill 72,000 zombies

I came in like a Resogun Accumulate a total Wrecking combo of 1,000 in Demolition mode

Acquire Waffle Weapons! Obtain the Ray Gun, DG-2, and the Monkey Bomb at the same time in a game. (Map Pack 3 only)

Chuck Greene: Cross-dresser? Change into all pieces of clothing in the game

Unraveling the Landscape Some of these developed stone rows or processional walks that channelled the approach of both the dead and those wishing to commune with them.

Super, Man! To battle is to win a fight with overwhelming strength! Show me you can do 100 Super Combos!

Vengeance Killed 5 Mathusians with fire or electricity.

True Completionist Cleared all areas on hard difficulty!

The third faction Rescue all the Buddies from their respective predicaments

Chain Gang Killed 2 Malthusians within a timed chain attack.

Don't make me pull the trigger! Survive for 5 minutes in Demolition mode

Sticky Fingers Steal an enemy's item using a weapon equipped with the Steal ability.

Bird Brained Brainbug at least one penguin from each of the 7 penguin ranks, including Putzki in a single playthrough

Spiritually Attuned Make 100 Psychic Links (Share or Steal)