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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Phantom Limb Complete "PHANTOM LIMBS" mission.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Git Gutte! Join forces with Sam B and get your hands on some firepower.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Grim Reaper Complete "The 4th Survivor" extra mode.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
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Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.