SillyWalker

healthy i need to stay as healthy as possible.

Storm brewin No time to even react. There was a flash and an incomprehensibly loud noise. A moment later the three bandits laid smoldering on the scorched ground. Kill 3 enemies with 1 bolt of lightning.

Popular I will need at least ten loyal followers to take up my cause. Recruit ten followers. (Flies count, as do animated plants (spell), probably also Alarm Bell fires)

The greatest memory These shards of crystallized experience are scattered everywhere. I've counted at least five hundred so far. Think of all the memories I'll have! Have 500 unspent experience during a run. Note: Stacks with Experience Trader

Lord of the flies Is there even a man amongst that cloud of flies?

Should have been there There was nothing I could do... The fight was over but he was bleeding badly and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I just kept walking. (Happened when my bloodmage companion bleed to death. not sure what caused...)

Defensive Go ahead tire yourself out upon my shield. Block a large amount of enemy attacks with a shield. (Just keep blocking til you get the achievement)

Pious My god loves me. I have dedicated my life to him and he'll surely not abandon me now. Right? Reach maximum favor with a god (indicated by number of white lit candles around the shrine).

Backstabber All these soldiers always yelling about honor on the battlefield. I'll stick to the shadows, thank you. Honor means little when you're dead.

Vengeance for the meek I may be a simple farmer. But the warmonger has gone too far. He has to die. Defeat Shield as the peasant.

Surpassing the master Just how much of a mage could a chunk of obsidian really be anyway? The time for praying is over. Now is the time for some new blood.

Humble godslayer I do not need any useless memories to distract me from my task.

Elementalist The only way to truly appreciate magic is to master its every form.

Kingslayer He may be imprisoned, but that is no justice for his crimes. My army will show him true justice. Kill Brearg with the Solider

Fractured mind All these different memories... I do not know who I am anymore.

One solution Pray to thousandfold that you may continue to incite violence. But don't pray too hard. Pray too hard.

All i see is red Did i do this...? maybe what they say about me is true.

Masterful lock picking Fine! I don't need a key anyway! I will just smash it open!

Back to the grindstone It started out as just a simple weapon. Now I am sure it could slay a god. Get a weapon up to +10.

Ghost I made it through...nobody even knows I was here. Complete a level without being detected.

My hands are clean Defeat a god without attacking him with your weapon (spells and allies are fine).

The cursed one What are the odds of finding him here? At least a hundred to one.

No weapon required A weapon is far too impersonal for this denizen of violence. I only trust my fists. Defeat a boss using only your fists.

Simple weapon proficiency Who needs all those fancy weapons? I have my trusty blade right here. I call her Godkiller. Never even been sharpened

No time to lose I reached my journey's end in only fifteen minutes.

Chaos Purrsonified Earn all other trophies.

Decked Out Collect all cards.
23/120

Fast & Flury-ous Complete 50 stages without ever losing your stride.
23/50

Hammer Time Swing, smash, and break your way through 50 stages.
2/50

Chain Reaction Whip your way into the hall of fame by clearing 50 stages.
0/50

Mew-sic To My Ears Scream your way through 50 stages in perfect harmony.
4/50

Byte Me Shockwave your way through 50 stages.
1/50

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cat Wrench your way through 50 stages like a pro.
0/50

Saw It Coming Chainsaw your way to glory in 50 stages.
3/50

Purr-anormal Activity Clear 50 stages with psychic precision.
12/50

Purr-splosions Galore Blast through 50 stages with wild abandon.
3/50

Like A Donkey Kill 500 enemies using exploding barrels.
319/500

Trap Kicker Extraordinaire Kick 100 enemies into traps.
10/100

Cats Rule And Dogs Drool Kill 100 K9 Units.
57/100

Purr-fect Run Complete 50 stages without taking a single scratch.
2/50

Furiously Feral Achieve a 5-star wanted level and survive until the end.

Style Over Fur Achieve an A rank or above overall in each zone.

Gold Digger Spend over 100,000 Gold.
60800/100000

Hardened Newshound Collect all trophies.

Inflammatory Submit an entirely sensational story.

All Broccoli Submit an entirely informational story.

Alien Immersion Submit a story entirely in the alien interest.

Gearheaded Gourmand Taste every "food" or "drink" available to you during your internship.

Best Enemies Help Yar out of a jam.

Rule-breaker Sign your name on the wall with Janitorbot.