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Psi-League Record Score 300 points or more in TK Alley.

Ball is Life Make a free-throw!

Psi-Ops Elite Complete Boss Rush.

Psick! High Score! Earn 1,000,000 points or more in Arcade Mode.

Careful Does It Complete Aura Pool without exploding more than two explosive barrels.

50 Frights in the Night Score 50 or more points in Survival Mode.

I like clubs Get down in the disco

Midway to Greatness Unlock all trophies in PSI-OPS The Mindgate Conspiracy.

Overachiever Complete all Extra Missions.

Gnomogeddon Score 50,000 or more points in Gnomotron.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Spell capture failed! Time out Devil's Precipitation

Getting into Knives Bomb, rope, lamp oil, you got it!

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Hollow imitation Overcome Atavaka

Dark Historian Unlock all lore

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

Crimson Angel Unlock all of the trophies

Chosen Executioner Clear all levels with an 'S' rating

God Speed Complete the game in one sitting under two hours

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.