Sighness

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Ophidiophobia Slay the Queen of Venom

Atlas of Beyond Discover the Atlas of Beyond

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Master builder Stack three Pillars

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Immortal no more Unearth the Shard of Life

Back to reality Return from the Mirror of Spirits

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Curator Complete all Relics

Preservation Society Break all Vases

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.