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Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women

Nade King Expert Kill 30 players with grenades.

Freeze! Kill a Splatt whilst it's stunned

Rare Collector You found all of the collectable figurines in Burglar on Expert

Winner in China Reach the podium in the Rally China - Beijing in Career mode

Final Descent Complete all Bio Zone Laboratories

Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader

Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover

Stand Taken Win 50 rounds of Last Stand

Trial by Fire Complete all secret Nether levels on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Explorer of the Deep Complete "Underwater"

Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty

Record Breaker Reach 200 club appearances with a player in Football Ultimate Team

You've got a Friend Finish the game with 2-4 players in co-op, either local or online

We All Die Together Kill a Tank, Alpha and Rapid within one second

Beachmaster All Trophies

End of the Beginning Finish every Amateur career level

Glow and Behold Complete the Radiant Ravine secret mission on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Bubble Trouble Using the Bubble Bow, have 10 mobs bubbled at the same time.

Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks

Subpar parking job Find the speed boat in "Underwater"

Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand

Winner in Mexico Reach the podium in the Rally Guanajuato México in Career mode

Super Secret Find a secret item

Killer Research Complete all Sector Zero Laboratories

One Book Closes Complete all Laboratories

High Score Hero Achieve a score multiplier of 70 or higher in Hero Race.

Super Collector Collect 100% of the Prize Bubbles in the DC Comics™ Premium Level Pack.

A call for aid Light the beacons in "Port"

Winner in Argentina Reach the podium in the YPF Rally Argentina in Career mode

Faster than Bolt! Acquire all upgrades for Izzy

Sugoi Combo Land a 100 combo.

Kamikaze Bear Die 250 times in one game

I Heard You Like Upgrades Fully upgrade Ol' Tessie

Seafood Skewer Defeat 10 mobs with a single Trident explosion.

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

Adorable Explorer Complete Lower Temple on Apocalypse difficulty with the desert rabbit as your companion.

Barrel of laughs Complete "Port"

Just chillin' Acquire all upgrades for King

Cleanest Run Complete 9 levels in a row without dying

Improvised Exploration Device Use the spring boards to get across the chasm in "Underwater"

Master Assassin Kill 1000 players by any means.

The Collector Collect every treasure in the game

On The Ball Complete The Tail of Claude The Field Mouse without dropping a ball

Volta's best Reach 90 OVR with your Avatar in Volta Football

Winner in Spain Reach the podium in the RallyRACC Catalunya - Rally de España in Career mode

Shut Up and Dance Make All 4 players dance at same time

Inconceivable Achieve a three star rating for all Laboratories in every zone

Winner in Wales Reach the podium in the Dayinsure Wales Rally GB in Career mode

High Five, Low Five Win a multiplayer cooperative game in Beach Volleyball.