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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.