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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.