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We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

I Got The Blues Navigate the Blue Precursor Rings

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Queensbury Rules Reach combo level 40.

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

It's Cold Out Here Stop the 3 Lurker Glacier Troops

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

It's Dark in Here Survive the Lurker Infested Cave