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SCORCHED EARTH Markus or Connor detonated the freighter

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Reading the Past Translate a Monolith

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

One-Sided Conversation Stealth kill an enemy while they are having a conversation

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Survived Again Survive Again