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Scorpion Cleaner Dump off the truckload of scorpions

Last Call Finish the bar room brawl

Raccoon Paraglider Obtain the Paraglider

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

It’s Halloween Defeat mask-powered Carmelita

Loot! Collect 2,500 coins

OMG A Flying Turtle! Purchase Hover Pack

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

I Think She Likes You Ask Penelope for help

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Digging Up A Bone Defeat Muggshot

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Mayday, Mayday Defeat Black Baron

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

Whirlwind Of Awsome! Purchase Sly Spin Attack 3

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Vampire Exterminator Stop the vampires

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dragon Punch Defeat Chinese Dragon

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Hug It Out Complete Dynamic Duo

The Bends Collect Dimitri's diving gear

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Pink Power Murray Fighter Purchase Diablo Fire Slam

Tentacle Terror Defeat Crusher

Earn Your Stripes Complete 50% of the game

Slytankhamen Approved Purchase Shadow Power 2

Taking Out The Trash Defeat LeFwee

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Jump Kick Like A Plumber Purchase Sly Jump Attack 3

True Friendship Slow down Dr. M as Bentley and Murray

So Gang What’s Next? Defeat Dr. M

Everyone Needs A Foxy Lady Carmelita to the rescue again

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

100% SpongeBob Get 100% completion. All golden spatulas and all socks.

Super Ultra Mega Spatula Seeker Get all 100 Golden Spatulas.