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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8