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Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Just a Scratch Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Moronic Drone Get a job

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Deliverance Release friend

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk