Scrotch

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

The True Queen Battle Gná

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract