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"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

Childhood's Beginning You became an infant Great One,
lifting humanity into its next childhood.

Fellowship Unpacked 2007.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Blood Gem Master Acquire an extremely precious blood gem.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

The Professional Obtain ration stamps without raising the alarm.

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

They're ACTION Figures! Collect all the figurines.

Electrical hazard Put an electronic item somewhere dangerous.

A sometimes food Put the cookie jar out of reach.

Solve a puzzle Solved the cube.

Made Man Finish the story on medium difficulty or higher.

Blast some tunes Turned on a music player.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Too cool Unpacked 2010.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Strike a pose Made the mannequin dab.

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Home cooking Unpacked 2012.

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Staying Dry Beat 'Chapter 3 - Borneo' in less than 6 minutes 30 seconds

Quick Jaunt Through a Warzone Beat 'Chapter 5 - Urban Warfare' in less than 7 minutes 30 seconds

Game on Turned on a game console.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Independence Unpacked 2013.

Bullet Train From Hell Beat 'Chapter 13 - Locomotion' in less than 7 minutes

Love Unpacked 2015.

Charted! - Crushing Finish the Game on Crushing Without Changing the Difficulty

Hat on head Found a head to wear the hat.

Green thumb Found a place for every plant.

Look At Him Go Shoot for the stars, literally.

Tidy whities Tidied up his underwear drawer.

Brilliantly solved Wrote an equation with fridge magnets.

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

Rediscover childhood Rescued a forgotten poster.

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.